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skelegun:

Why must my body be made of weak flesh, and not strong metal like a Zoid?

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zodiacatsea:

Cooking tip: put your george foreman grill inside the oven to cook food twice as fast

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classicmeevs:

montypla:

classicmeevs:

agentumbls:

chloeniccole:

zodiacatsea:

classicmeevs:

we need a microwave that can heat metal up by 2018

Stove

But does a stove spin around?

You can make it spin around if you want

You can spin if you want to, you can leave your stove behind. Because your stove don’t spin and if it don’t spin then it’s, not a microwave

As long as there aren’t any points where electricity could arc between you can put small amounts of metal in the microwave

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skelegun:

Why must my body be made of weak flesh, and not strong metal like a Zoid?

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classicmeevs:

i was looking at making a tubi and they think that if you’re like 9 and a half years old it means you’re 10 😂

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

i really really really like this post

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skelegun:

I’m smarter then most people btw, so I discovered a new species this morning. They are called biowolves and they live in my blood and they eat germs.

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its never not going to be funny in that song ‘I am a man of constant sorrow’ when he says “I have no friends to help me now” and the background singers lean in and say “he has no friends to help him now”. They wont be his friends. Help him!

zodiacatsea:

In honor of the fabled Michonne and Rick spin-off; my son, my son, my sun.