handsome genius

skelegun:

I’m smarter then most people btw, so I discovered a new species this morning. They are called biowolves and they live in my blood and they eat germs.

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its never not going to be funny in that song ‘I am a man of constant sorrow’ when he says “I have no friends to help me now” and the background singers lean in and say “he has no friends to help him now”. They wont be his friends. Help him!

zodiacatsea:

In honor of the fabled Michonne and Rick spin-off; my son, my son, my sun.

7dmom:

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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the-arthropod-queen:

classicmeevs:

no-0ne-cares-anyrnore:

classicmeevs:

classicmeevs:

Owl - library
Geese - south
Toads - a pond

Arctic penguin - the arctic

Penguins live in the antarctic You Fool

not arctic penguins

The penguins are on vacation why would they stay in the Antarctic

To get to the other side

classicmeevs:

I’m not sure if it’s many different religions per species or like one main bird religion, one alligator religion and so on. But this much i will tell you, animals are deeply religious

skelegun:

classicmeevs:

x-file:

classicmeevs:

ricealphabet:

classicmeevs:

why is it that we park in a driveway… and drive away in a park

Why are they called apartments… when theyre stuck together.

what if god was one of us

just a slob like one of us

why do i get stock tips from a guy with “broker” on his business card

If a foot is always 12″, why do shoes come in different sizes?

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classicmeevs:

no-0ne-cares-anyrnore:

classicmeevs:

classicmeevs:

Owl - library
Geese - south
Toads - a pond

Arctic penguin - the arctic

Penguins live in the antarctic You Fool

not arctic penguins

(via classicmeevs)

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